Inviting Light out April 7!
It feels amazing to announce that our new album INVITING LIGHT will be out APRIL 7!

A lot of great people were involved in the making of this record, and we can't wait to share it with you all.

Check out a brand new song "Human Party Trick": HERE


PRE-ORDER YOURS NOW (US/EUR/UK /ASIA) from RISE RECORDS


PRE-ORDER YOURS NOW (Canada / Australia) from DINE ALONE RECORDS
Even though it's still winter, if you live in Quebec we want to warm you up for summer! Happy to announce a couple shows this July in beautiful Quebec with Sum 41. Details below:

July 21, 2017 - Rimouski, QC @ Les Grandes Fetes Telus BUY TICKETS
July 22, 2017 - Saguenay, QC @ Festival des Bieres du Monde BUY TICKETS
Western Canadian tour with Weezer!
WESTERN CANADIAN RIP WITH WEEZER COMING THIS SPRING!!! Pre-Sale tickets are up for grabs starting @ 11 AM local time on January 18th. See you on the road!
We're coming back to Pouzza Fest
Happy to announce that we'll be returning to Montreal this May for Pouzza Fest 2017! In some good company and out to eat the greasiest wheels while we're in MTL.
Spring 2017 European Tour with The Menzingers
Good morning UK, Germany & Belgium! We're coming for ya in April with The Menzingers!

TICKETS ON SALE THIS THURSDAY AT 10 AM GMT

04/18 - Southampton, UK @ Talking Heads
04/19 - London, UK @ Koko
04/20 - Bristol, UK @ Bierkeller
04/21 - Manchester, UK @ Academy 2
04/22 - Glasgow, UK @ Oran Mor
04/23 - Derby, UK @ The Venue
04/24 - Norwich, UK @ Epic Studios
04/26 - Cologne, DE @ Underground
04/27 - Berlin, DE @ Musik & Frieden
04/28 - Munster, DE @ Uncle M Fest - Skater’s Palace
04/29 - Meerhout, BE @ Groezrock Festival
Brand New 2-Song EP 'Nerves' Streaming Now
Toronto-based punk band The Flatliners have announced the release of their upcoming Nerves EP/7” out this Friday, October 28th. In anticipation, the band has partnered with Noisey to share an advance stream of the record. The Flatliners have recently signed with Canada’s own Dine Alone Records, offering the Nerves EP as their first release with the label. Nerves will be available digitally and in a limited run (100 copies!) of the exclusive 7”.

LISTEN TO 'NERVES' HERE


“For the first time in about a decade, we spent the majority of the year off the road and at home in 2015. Even though to most it must have seemed like we were laying low for most of the year, 2015 became a year of constant inspiration and ever evolving scenery and surroundings. There was a refreshing, cooling feeling that came over the task at hand and the craft we’ve honed. And with ‘Nerves’ we invite you to dip your toes in the deep end of the pool.” - Chris Cresswell (vocals/guitars)

Over the last several years, The Flatliners have found success through the traditional punk rock, DIY route of nonstop touring and word of mouth promotion that has led to a cult following of fans around the world. With each release the band stays true to form, with an impressive knack for creating punk/rock anthems that exude that punk spirit while maintaining a fresh contemporary edge. The band took a break from relentless touring last year to recharge and become inspired all over again. Now, they return with two new songs on their upcoming EP, Nerves, that will tide fans over until their next full-length and quickly remind them why they followed them in the first place.

Catch The Flatliners on tour this fall/winter in support of Nerves.
November Midwest Shows with Bouncing Souls
This November we're gonna rip through the Midwest with The Bouncing Souls, Cayetana & The Homeless Gospel Choir!
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w/ Bouncing Souls & Cayetana
11/16 Cleveland, OH @ Agora Ballroom
11/17 Chicago, IL @ Double Door
11/18 Chicago, IL @ Double Door
11/19 Detroit, MI @ St. Andrew's Hall
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w/ Bouncing Souls & The Homeless Gospel Choir
11/20 Pittsburgh, PA @ Mr. Small's
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Tickets go on sale THIS FRIDAY at 10 AM EST! Much love and respect to The Souls for having us out on these shows. We can't wait to get back to these cities and sing along with all of you! #simplicity
Hometown Toronto Show announced for Stay Warm Fest!
GOOD MORNING ‪TORONTO‬

We're SO happy to announce that we're playing Stay Warm Toronto this December with some good buds!

Limited 2-Day Passes & V.I.P. Tickets are ON SALE NOW!

GA Tickets will go on sale next week. See you at the rock show!
Buffalo and Northampton, PA - we comin 4 u
2 NEW SHOWS ANNOUNCED!

July 27 - Buffalo, NY @ Mohawk Place *TIX ONLY AVAILABLE AT THE DOOR*
July 28 - Northampton, PA @ The Gin Mill *TICKET LINK COMING SOON*
August 2016 European Tour Announced
We're comin' back for you ‪‎Europe‬! This August we'll be spending a couple glorious weeks with you, playing headlining shows and some festival appearances. Select dates with Off With Their Heads, Such Gold & The Decline!

05.08.16 NL Rotterdam - Baroek
06.08.16 BE Duffel - Brakrock Ecofest w/A Wilhelm Scream, Off With Their Heads, The Dwarves & more
08.08.16 DE Weinheim - Café Central w/Off With Their Heads
09.08.16 CH Zürich - Dynamo
10.08.16 IT Marghera - Phobic Club w/Such Gold
11.08.16 SI Tolmin - Punk Rock Holiday *SOLD OUT*
12.08.16 AT Linz - Auerhahn w/The Decline
13.08.16 DE Villmar - Tells Bells Festival
14.08.16 IT Egna/Neumarkt - Skate Or Die w/Off With Their Heads
16.08.16 DE Freiburg - White Rabbit w/Such Gold
17.08.16 DE Nuremberg - Desi w/The Decline
18.08.16 DE Regensburg - Alte Mälzerei
19.08.16 DE Lindau - Club Vaudeville w/Such Gold
20.08.16 DE Karlsruhe - New Noise Festival
21.08.16 NL Amsterdam - Sugar Factory w/The Decline
We're stoked to announce the following shows in June and July:


06/11 Edmonton, AB @ The Buckingham w/Worst Days Down & Seth Anderson
06/17 Whistler, BC @ Garibaldi Lift Company
06/18 Victoria, BC @ Upstairs Cabaret

07/29 Asbury Park, NJ @ Stone Pony Summer Stage w/Bouncing Souls, Rocket from the Crypt, The Explosion

See you this summer!
Western Canada Tourdates Announced
WESTERN CANADA
It's been far too long since we've enjoyed you, so we're happy to announce our 'triumphant return' to all of you beauties this June!

06/10 Edmonton, AB w CHOKE (Reunion) @ The Starlite
06/14 Kelowna, BC @ Doc Willoughby's Public House
06/16 Vancouver, BC @ The Cobalt
06/21 Rossland, BC @ The Flying Steamshovel Inn
06/22 Fernie, BC @ Northern Bar & Stage
06/23 Medicine Hat, AB @ The a Silver Buckle

TICKETS ON SALE TOMORROW AT NOON IN YOUR LOCAL TIMEZONE
Stoked to announce that we'll be spending next weekend with our great friends in the Beau's All Natural Brewing family!

Beau's presents....

March 25 - Barrie, ON @ Foxx Lounge
with The Socials, Starving Artists

March 26 - Ottawa, ON @ Zaphod's
with Audio Visceral, Hellbros
*Zaphod's 25th Anniversary*

Come hang!
People of Hanover! We're excited to announce that we'll be playing at Lux in your beautiful city on April 30th!
Tickets HERE
Facebook HERE
Stoked to announce that we'll be playing at Tells Bells Festival this August in Villmar, Germany. The line-up is continually being announced, so stay tune!

Stoked to be coming to Europe twice this year already!
European tour with Me First and the Gimme Gimmes announced
Europe, we are coming back! This May, we'll be returning to your lovely continent with Me First and the Gimme Gimmes! PLUS we've added headlining shows in Glasgow, Paris and Tours. Get into it!

* without Me First & The Gimme Gimmes

25.04.16 UK Glasgow - Audio* w/Pale Angels

27.04.16 FR Paris - Gibus*

28.04.16 FR Tours - La Belle Rouge*


w/Me First and the Gimme Gimmes

01.05.16 DE Hamburg - Docks

02.05.16 DE Berlin - Astra (SOLD OUT)

04.05.16 DE Munich - Backstage (Werk)

05.05.16 AT Vienna - Arena Open Air

06.05.16 SI Ljubljana - Kino Siska

07.05.16 IT Cesana - Vidia

08.05.16 IT Milan - Live

10.05.16 DE Stuttgart - LKA Longhorn
Back in the UK in April!
We're psyched to announce our triumphant return to the UK for this upcoming April! We'll be bangin' heads for the week with our good friends Pale Angels. Ticket info is soon to come, and we'll keep you posted on that. Once it's up you'll have to act fast!

April 19 - Southampton, UK @ Lennon's
April 20 - Bristol, UK @ The Exchange
April 21 - London, UK @ Dingwalls
April 22 - Norwich, UK @ Owl Sanctuary
April 23 - Manchester, UK @ Manchester Punk Fest
April 24 - Birmingham, UK @ O2 Academy 3
Manchester Punk Fest announced!
We're happy to announce we're returning to Manchester this upcoming April for Manchester Punk Fest alongside our friends Astpai, Citizen Fish, Oi Polloi, Banngers, Sam Russo, The Cut-Ups, and many more!
Hey Melbourne, looks like our time with you was just doubled.
An ADDITIONAL SHOW with Lagwagon has been added at Northcote Social Club on Thursday 3 December.
Get tickets HERE
The Flatliners added to Fat Wreck 25 in Japan!
The Flatliners will be steamrolling through Japan on their way to Australia! You heard us right: on November 23rd, just outside of Tokyo at Makuhari Messe, the Fat Wrecked for 25 Years in Japan show just got fatter! While it didn’t seem possible that they could jam another band on our already stacked show, they not only managed it, but still aren’t done! Trust us, you’ll want to head to our site on Saturday to hear the news because it’s a doozy. Here’s a refresher of who’s confirmed so far: NOFX, LAGWAGON, STRUNG OUT, GOOD RIDDANCE, SNUFF, SWINGIN’ UTTERS, WESTERN ADDICTION, THE FLATLINERS, MASKED INTRUDER, and TOYGUITAR! So, what are you waiting for? Come party with us!
Dead Language Guitar Tab Book!
Guitar nerds everywhere! We're SO happy to announce the release of the Complete Guitar Transcription of our 2013 album 'Dead Language'!

Our buddies Sheet Happens Publishing and ‪Melodic Creative‬ have been hard at work putting together both a physical AND a digital version of the transcription book. So you can learn all the tricks to our riffs.

Visit the link below to get yourself a copy NOW:
GET RIFFIN'!

‪#‎theflatliners‬ ‪#‎deadlanguage‬ ‪#‎sheethappens‬ ‪#‎riffs‬ ‪#‎riffz‬ ‪#‎riffsbaby‬ ‪#‎somanyriffs‬ ‪#‎tabbook‬ ‪#‎frigginrights‬
FREE Fullerton show this Thursday!
Just announced! We're playing a FREE SHOW in Fullerton, CA this Thursday at Slidebar.
Check out the Facebook event for more info.
Australian Tour with Lagwagon announced!
To our dear friends, brothers and sisters in Australia: we are VERY excited to announce that we will finally be returning to your beautiful country later this year! And with our big brothers in Lagwagon no less! See below to plan your November / December accordingly.

November 26 - Byron Bay @ The Northern - TICKETS
November 27 - Brisbane @ The Triffid - TICKETS
November 28 - Sydney @ Metro - TICKETS 
November 29 - Central Coast @ Entrance Leagues - TICKETS
December 02 – Geelong @ Barwon Club - TICKETS 
December 04 – Melbourne @ Max Watts - TICKETS 
December 05 – Adelaide @ Unibar - TICKETS
December 06 – Perth @ Amplifier - TICKETS
New riffsticks from ESP Guitars
Shoutout to ESP Guitars for the brand new riff-sticks just in time for the Fat Wreck 25th Anniversary Tour, which starts THIS THURSDAY!

08.06 Toronto, ON
08.07 Montreal, QC
08.08 Montreal, QC
08.10 Halifax, NS
08.12 Boston, MA
08.13 Hamden, CT
08.14 Asbury Park, NJ
08.15 Philadelphia, PA
08.16 Cleveland, OH
08.17 Chicago, IL
08.18 St. Paul, MN
08.19 Omaha, NE
08.20 Denver, CO
08.23 San Francisco, CA
08.24 Los Angeles, CA
08.26 Las Vegas, NV
08.28 San Diego, CA
08.29 Phoenix, AZ
08.30 Oklahoma City, OK
Stream
Our buds DyingScene.com are streaming another brand new track from our upcoming B-Sides & Rarities collection 'Division of Spoils' - Out August 7 on Fat Wreck Chords.

Stream "Lifers" right HERE

This is another song we recorded originally for 'Dead Language' back in 2013.
Exercise your miiiiiinnnnnd.
Stream
"Broken Men" can now be streamed over at Noisey!

We originally recorded this song for 'Dead Language', but you can find it on 'Division of Spoils: A Collection of B-Sides & Rarities' out August 7 on Fat Wreck Chords
Omaha / Las Vegas / San Diego / Phoenix / Oklahoma City shows announced!
We're back on the road in August!

Fat Wreck Chords​ 25th Anniversary Tour
w/NOFX, Lagwagon, Strung Out, Swingin Utters, Masked Intruder, Toy Guitar, Bad Cop Bad Cop
08.06 | Toronto, ON @ TD Echo Beach
08.07 | Montreal, QC @ Heavy MTL

w/Lagwagon, Strung Out, Toy Guitar
08.08 | Montreal, QC @ Metropolis

w/NOFX, Lagwagon, Strung Out, Swingin Utters, Masked Intruder, Toy Guitar, Bad Cop Bad Cop
08.10 | Halifax, NS @ Cunard Centre
08.12 | Boston, MA @ House of Blues

w/Masked Intruder
08.13 | Hamden, CT @ The Space

w/NOFX, Lagwagon, Strung Out, Swingin Utters, Masked Intruder, Toy Guitar, Bad Cop Bad Cop
08.14 | Asbury Park, NJ @ Stone Pony Summer Stage
08.15 | Philadelphia, PA @ Penn's Landing Festival Stage

w/Signals Midwest, Toy Guitar, Timeshares
08.16 | Cleveland, OH @ The Grog Shop

w/NOFX, Lagwagon, Strung Out, Swingin Utters, Masked Intruder, Toy Guitar, Bad Cop Bad Cop
08.17 | Chicago, IL @ Aragon
08.18 | St. Paul, MN @ The Myth

w/Lagwagon, Strung Out, Swingin Utters, Toy Guitar, Bad Cop Bad Cop
08.19 | Omaha, NE @ The Slowdown

w/NOFX, Lagwagon, Strung Out, Swingin Utters, Masked Intruder, Toy Guitar, Bad Cop Bad Cop
08.20 | Denver, CO @ The Fillmore

w/NOFX, Lagwagon, Good Riddance, Swingin Utters, Tilt, Maked Intruder, Uke-Hunt
08.23 | San Francisco, CA @ Thee Parkside Outdoors

w/NOFX, Lagwagon, Strung Out, Swingin Utters, Masked Intruder, PEARS, Toy Guitar, Bad Cop Bad Cop
08.24 | Los Angeles, CA @ Hollywood Palladium

w/Masked Intruder, PEARS
08.26 | Las Vegas, NV @ Beauty Bar

w/Spanish Love Songs
08.28 | San Diego, CA @ Soda Bar
08.29 | Phoenix, AZ @ The Rebel Lounge

08.30 | Oklahoma City, OK @ 89th Street Collective
'Division of Spoils: A Collection of B-Sides & Rarities' out August 7th
Every time we get together to write another album, we kind of fly off the handle. For our last 3 we’ve ended up with so many extra songs that we now have another album’s worth.

Now some of you might be saying “I have all these songs on several 7”s, on every single colour ever released" and all that. Which rules. And also means you’re a big geek, just like us.

Now, it sounds like we may have already fooled you once, but we’re not trying to fool you twice here, folks. As a perk for being our biggest fan with the grandest Flats vinyl collection on earth, we’ve included 3 unreleased tracks from the Dead Language sessions, and a song that was originally demoed for The Great Awake, but was never properly re-recorded. Sweet redemption!

Division of Spoils is less a snapshot and more a time-lapse of our “career” to date. And I use that word loosely. Figuring out what songs should make a record and what songs shouldn’t has always been the most difficult part of the process, but to have this collection of songs today is something we’re extremely proud of. We hope you dig the potentially weirder vibes of Division of Spoils”

'Division of Spoils' is out August 7th on Fat Wreck Chords

1: Lifers *
2: Broken Men *
3: This Guy Reads From a Card
4: Cut Your Teeth
5: This Song Is Like Thunder and Lightning in a Wide Open Field
6: Calutron Girls
7: Wynford Bridge
8: Sleep is for Bitches (Demo) *
9: 407
10: Daggers
11: Christ Punchers
12: Sticky Bastards
13: Run Like Hell
14: Open Hearts and Bloody Grins
15: Hot Trouble *
16: Fangs
17: Fireball
18: Ahead By a Century
19: Cry Cry Cry
20: Southwards
21: Straight American Slave
22: Get Out of My Face
23: Spill Your Guts
* Previously unreleased
The Flatliners cover Canadian heroes Sloan
#fbf to covering Sloan last week during the live taping of Taggart And Torrens Podcast​ for #CMW2015

Check out the full video of us playing a couple classic Sloan tunes right here.

#Canadianity
Chris Cresswell Acoustic Tour
Our very own Chris Cresswell is hitting the road with his acoustic guitar and some buds, starting next week and throughout the summer.

May 2015
with Ian Graham of Cheap Girls

05.21 Hamilton, ON @ The Casbah GET TICKETS

05.22 London, ON @ The Black Shire GET TICKETS

05.24 St. Catharines, ON @ Niagara Arts Centre GET TICKETS

05.25 Guelph, ON @ DSTRCT (Tickets: Only at Doors)

05.26 Ottawa, ON @ House of TARG GET TICKETS

05.27 Quebec City, QC @ Les Sous-Sol de Cercle GET TICKETS

05.28 Chicoutimi, QC @ Le Sous Bois GET TICKETS

05.29 Montreal, QC @ TRH Bar GET TICKETS

05.30 Toronto, ON @ The Silver Dollar GET TICKETS

July 2015
with Ian Graham of Cheap Girls

07.09 Bayfield, ON @ Ashwood Bourbon Bar *without Ian Graham

07.10 Chicago, IL @ Beat Kitchen GET TICKETS

07.11 Lansing, MI @ Mac's Bar GET TICKETS

07.12 Cleveland, OH @ Beachland Tavern GET TICKETS


with KJ Jansen of Chixdiggit & Ben Sir of Worst Days Down

07.16 Canmore, AB @ Communitea Cafe

with Ben Sir of Worst Days Down
07.17 Calgary, AB @ The Nite Owl
07.18 Edmonton, AB @ The Buckingham


07.30 Victoriaville, QC @ Cactus Resto-Bar

August 2015
08.01 Sorel, QC - Salle de Chevaliers de Colombs
J-Roc featuring The Flatliners on
Last night in the beautiful city of Toronto, the King of the Canadian rap game - the microphone assassin himself J-Roc - performed his critically acclaimed cover of The Tragically Hip's "Ahead By A Century" with The Flatliners as his backing band.

See the magic RIGHT HERE.
'Fat Wrecked For 25 Years' Tour Announced!
Well our summer plans are set. We're psyched to announce that we'll be out on the 'Fat Wrecked For 25 Years' Tour this August with a bunch of legends. 25 Years of Fat Wreck Chords, god damn. After the hangover's been sorted, it feels great to be a part of the family!

08.06 Toronto, ON @ TD Echo Beach
08.07 Montreal, QC @ Heavy Montreal
08.08 Montreal, QC @ Heavy Montreal
08.09 Montreal, QC @ Heavy Montreal
08.12 Boston, MA @ House of Blues
08.14 Asbury Park, NJ @ Stone Pony Summer Stage
08.15 Philadelphia, PA @ Festival Stage / Penn's Landing
08.17 Chicago, IL @ Aragon
08.18 Minneapolis, MN @ Myth Live
08.20 Denver, CO @ The Fillmore
08.22 San Francisco, CA @ Thee Parkside (Outdoors)
08.23 San Francisco, CA @ Thee Parkside (Outdoors)
08.24 Los Angeles, CA @ Hollywood Palladium

#‎fatwreckedfor25years‬
In celebration of the Resuscitation of the Year / Fangs 7" coming out today, our buds at New Noise Magazine have premiered our new video for 'Resuscitation of the Year' right HERE
Mar
09
2015
Heavy MTL
STOKED to announce that we're playing HEAVY MONTRÉAL with a bunch of cool dudes.
Especially Rocket From The Crypt, duh.

Get your festival passes at HEAVYMONTREAL.COM on Friday March 13 at 1PM!
We are psyched to announce a couple new dates in May!

Friday May 8 - Toronto, ON @ Lee's Palace
w/Single Mothers, Dead Tired, Say Yes, The Dying Arts
CMW Showcase presented by The Agency Group, Dine Alone Records, New Damage Records & Heavy MTL
Tickets: www.cmw.net
Sunday May 10 - Boston, MA @ The Sinclair
w/Defeater, Cruel Hand, Foreign Tongues, Violent Sons
Ticket link coming soon.

Bang your heads.
Ladies and Gentlemen of Madrid!
There has been a venue change for our upcoming show with Lagwagon and Western Addiction. The show on March 13 will now be at Sala La Riviera. All tickets already purchased will be honoured.

See you soon!
New Damage Records Winter Sampler
The brand new Winter Sampler from New Damage Records is now available to stream for FREE right HERE

1. Dead Tired - Court of Public Opinion
2. Cunter - The Blue and White
3. The Greenery - Rain Dance
4. Cancer Bats - Satellites
5. White Widows Pact - The Hangman
6. Wilson - If You Ever Leave I Will Find You
7. Architects - Gravedigger
8. Misery Signals - Luminary
9. High Tension - Your Mates
10. KEN mode - Figure Your Life Out
11. Biblical - The Quiet Crooks
12. Hawk Eyes - Die Trying
13. Danko Jones - Gonna Be A Fight Tonight
14. Youth Decay - Psycho Cyclists
15. GOB - Radio Hell
16. Seaway - Your Best Friend
17. The Flatliners - Tail Feathers
18. Black Mastiff - Torch
19. SLATES - Minarets
20. Life In Vacuum -The Edge of Boredom
21. Exalt - Greying
22. USA out of Vietnam - Tonight, The Dead Walk
Europe / UK with Lagwagon & Western Addiction
Psyched to announce our first tour of 2015 will be in Europe / UK with Lagwagon & Western Addiction!

03.13 Madrid, ESP @ Sala Aqualung Tickets
03.14 Bilbao, ESP @ Sala Santana 27 Tickets
03.15 Barcelona, ESP @ Sala Apolo Tickets
03.17 Toulouse, FR @ Connexicon Tickets
03.18 Lyon, FR @ Jack Jack Tickets
03.19 Cognac, FR @ West Rock Tickets
03.21 Le Havre, FR @ Le Tetris Tickets
03.22 Paris, FR @ Petit Bain Tickets
03.23 London, UK @ O2 Academy Islington Tickets
03.24 Bristol, UK @ Bierkeller Tickets
03.25 Manchester, UK @ Club Academy Tickets
03.26 Portsmouth, UK @ Wedgewood Arms Tickets
03.27 Amsterdam, NL @ Melkweg Tickets
03.28 Dortmund, DE @ FZW Tickets
03.30 Berlin, DE @ SO36 Tickets
03.31 Leipzig, DE @ Conne Island Tickets
04.01 Ljubljana, SLO @ Kino Siska Tickets
04.02 Milan, IT @ Alcatraz Tickets

See you for breakfast, bread and cheese.
xoxo
Our Canadian tour starts TODAY! Get your tickets to these upcoming Canadian and Midwest US shows before they dry up!!!

w/ The Greenery & Slates
11.20 Vancouver, BC @ Rickshaw Theatre - TICKETS
11.21 Kelowna, BC @ Doc Willoughby’s - TIX AT THE DOOR
11.22 Edmonton, AB @ Denizen Hall *NEW VENUE* - TICKETS
11.23 Calgary, AB @ Nite Owl - TICKETS
11.25 Regina, SK @ The Exchange - TICKETS
11.26 Winnipeg, MB @ Park Theatre - TICKETS

w/ The Greenery
11.28 Madison, WI @ The Frequency - TICKETS
11.29 Lansing, MI @ Mac’s Bar - TICKETS

w/ PUP, Such Gold, The Dirty Nil, Dead Tired
12.11 London, ON @ Call The Office - TICKETS

w/ PUP, Such Gold, The Dirty Nil
12.12 Toronto, ON @ The Opera House - TICKETS
12.13 Ottawa, ON @ Ritual - TICKETS
12.14 Montreal, QC @ Foufounes Electriques - TICKETS
Snatch em up people!
11/22 - Edmonton, AB @ Ritchie Hall - BUY TICKETS HERE
11/25 - Regina, SK @ The Exchange - BUY TICKETS HERE

Both shows are with The Greenery & SLATES
Tail Feathers music video
Noisey Canada has premiered our brand new video for 'Tail Feathers' - just in time for Halloween!
Check it out HERE!
Such Gold added to Toronto show in December!
We're stoked to announce that our buds Such Gold will be joining us for the Toronto date on December 12th as well!

Their new record 'The New Sidewalk' is out November 10th and it fucking rips!

One more special guest to announce for this show. Stay tuned!
Well, we thought we would have better news today, but it seems as though US Immigration is still sitting on their hands. It pains us to say it, but we will have to pull out of all our shows up to and including Tuesday in Richmond.

For almost a decade we have been taking the legit route into the US to play shows, and this year should be no different. Alas, we are now stuck waiting for someone to stamp a piece of paper. An apparent backlog at the US Immigration office in Vermont has resulted in all work visa renewals to be pushed back.

After spending several hours at the border yesterday, on the phone with union officials, congress people, and lawyers, we have done everything in our legal power to expedite the process. The response from US Immigration remains the same. "Wait it out."

All shows will go on without us, and we urge you to still go out and support our friends Single Mothers and Solids. They are two killer bands that certainly deserve your attention and presence.

All we can do is continue to wait and try to catch up as best we can. And we will, of course, keep everyone posted on any news we have. We appreciate everyone's understanding in the matter and know that we will reschedule these dates as quickly as we can.

Bureaucracy: 1 / The Flatliners: 0
Oct
23
2014
People of Boston,

We hate to say it but due to immigration circumstances beyond our control we are unable to make it to the show tonight at Great Scott. We suggest you still head down tonight though and bang your head to our buddies Single Mothers and Solids, because they both rip and tickets will of course be honored.

We are so sorry for the bad news everyone, and we are just as upset about this as you are. We want you all to know how much your city means to us, and that we're already working on rescheduling the date.

As for the rest of shows that take us down the East Coast of the U.S., we're keeping hope alive! Tomorrow is a new day, and hopefully we'll get some more positive news in the morning.

We'll keep you as in the loop as we can everyone. Hopefully we'll see you all soon.

Much love and respect,
The Flatliners
In case you missed it, tickets are now on sale for the following shows in November and December:

11.18 - Portland, OR @ Star Theater BUY TICKETS
11.19 - Seattle, WA @ Chop Suey BUY TICKETS
11.20 - Vancouver, BC @ The Rickshaw Theatre BUY TICKETS
11.23 - Calgary, AB @ The Nite Owl BUY TICKETS
11.26 - Winnipeg, MB @ The Park Theatre BUY TICKETS
11.28 - Madison, WI @ The Frequency BUY TICKETS
11.29 - Lansing, MI @ Mac's Bar BUY TICKETS
12.11 - London, ON @ Call The Office BUY TICKETS
12.12 - Toronto, ON @ The Opera House BUY TICKETS
12.13 - Ottawa, ON @ Ritual BUY TICKETS
12.14 - Montreal, QC @ Foufounes Electriques BUY TICKETS

Snatch them shits up and let's hang.
More 2014 Tours Announced!
We're stoked to announce the rest of our shows for 2014!
Looks like we'll be seeing almost everybody in North America by the end of the year. Check the dates below:

2014 HEADLINING NORTH AMERICAN TOUR

with The Greenery & Lee Corey Oswald
11.18 - Portland, OR @ Star Theater
11.19 - Seattle, WA @ Chop Suey

with The Greenery & Slates
11.20 - Vancouver, BC @ Rickshaw Theatre
11.21 - Kelowna, BC @ Doc Willoughby's Public House
11.22 - Edmonton, AB @ Ritchie Hall
11.23 - Calgary, AB @ The Nite Owl
11.25 - Regina, SK @ The Exchange
11.26 - Winnipeg, MB @ The Park Theatre

with The Greenery
11.28 - Madison, WI @ The Frequency
11.29 - Lansing, MI @ Mac's Bar

with PUP, Such Gold & The Dirty Nil
12.11 - London, ON @ Call The Office

with The Dirty Nil
12.12 - Toronto, ON @ The Opera House

with PUP, Such Gold & The Dirty Nil
12.13 - Ottawa, ON @ Ritual
12.14 - Montreal, QC @ Foufounes Electriques
FEST 13 show line-up announced
We are so fucking stoked to announce our show at FEST 13 this fall!

SATURDAY NOVEMBER 1 @ BO DIDDLEY PLAZA

Descendents
Less Than Jake
The Slackers
The Flatliners
Dear Landlord
Masked Intruder
Banner Pilot
Broadway Calls

See you in the outdoor pit nerds :)
October 24th @ The Acheron (57 Waterbury St)
w/Timeshares

Tickets are on sale FRIDAY!
Hot Water Music / Dave Hause / The Flatliners tour
We are extremely honored to be joining Hot Water Music for their 20th anniversary tour this November!
See you at the bar, Dave Hause.

11/03 - Atlanta, GA @ The Masquerade
11/04 - Newport, KY @ Southgate House Revival
11/05 - Chicago, IL @ Metro
11/06 - Minneapolis, MN @ The Triple Rock
11/07 - Lawrence, KS @ Granada Theatre
11/08 - Dallas, TX @ Gas Monkey
11/09 - Austin, TX @ Fun Fun Fun Fest
11/11 - Mesa, AZ @ Club Red
11/12 - San Diego, CA @ Irenic
11/13 - Las Vegas, NV @ Fremont Country Club
11/14 - Santa Ana, CA @ The Observatory
11/15 - West Hollywood, CA @ The Troubadour
11/16 - San Francisco, CA @ Slim’s
Pre-Fest 2 in Little Ybor - Lineup announced!
The lineup for our Pre-Fest 2 show has been announced! Looks like we're in great company on this one.
See you in Little Ybor, geeks!
Fall 2014 East Coast Tour
FALL 2014 EAST COAST CANADA / USA TOUR ANNOUNCED!

w/Gob & Teenage Kicks
10.16 - Fredericton, NB @ The Capital TICKETS

w/Teenage Kicks & Solids
10.17 - Saint John, NB @ Pub Down Under
10.18 - Moncton, NB @ Plan B
10.19 - Sydney, NS @ The Fox Den TICKETS
10.21 - Halifax, NS @ Seahorse Tavern (Halifax Pop Explosion) TICKETS

w/Single Mothers & Solids
10.23 - Boston, MA @ Great Scott TICKETS

w/Solids & The Fad
10.25 - Amityville, NY @ Amityville Music Hall TICKETS

w/Single Mothers & Solids
10.26 - Philadelphia, PA @ The Barbary TICKETS
10.27 - Washington, DC @ Black Cat TICKETS
10.28 - Richmond, VA @ Strange Matter TICKETS
Summer merch is here!!!
Head over to www.theflatliners.storenvy.com to grab yourself some fresh new shit to enjoy summer in.

FREE PAIR OF SUNGLASSES FOR EVERY ORDER $50 OR MORE!!!
(while quantities last of course)
Final European dates announced
We're heading off to Europe soon, and we've just announced a few shows to complete the Euro Festival puzzle:


August 16, 2014 - Chiemsee, DE @ Chiemsee Rocks Festival
w/Lagwagon, Converge, The Skints, Macklemore & Ryan Lewis
Tickets / Info: www.chiemsee-summer.de

August 17, 2014 - Grossposna, DE @ Highfield Festival
w/Jimmy Eat World, The Hives, Beatsteaks, Converge, Macklemore & Ryan Lewis
Tickets / Info: www.highfield.de

ALL SUMMER 2014 TOURDATES:

08/14 Paris, FR @ Batofar
08/15 Hasselt, BE @ Pukkelpop
08/16 Chiemsee, DE @ Chiemsee Rocks Festival
08/17 Grossposna, DE @ Highfield Festival
08/18 Stuttgart, DE @ 1210
08/19 Cologne, DE @ Underground
08/20 Hamburg, DE @ Crash Fest
08/22 Leeds, UK @ Leeds Festival
08/23 London, UK @ Underworld
08/24 Reading, UK @ Reading Festival
08/25 Bristol, UK @ Dead Punk Bank Holiday Festival
08/28 Galway, IRL @ Rosin Dubh
08/29 Belfast, N-IRL@ Bar Sub Basement
08/30 Dublin, IRL @ FIBBER Magees
Jul
04
2014
We're very pleased to announce that the following shows have been added to our August UK tour:

August 23 - London, UK @ Underworld w/ Masked Intruder
Get your tickets HERE

August 25 - Bristol, UK @ The Exchange / Deadpunk Bank Holiday Special
w/Snuff, The Front Bottoms, Apologies I Have None, Above Them, Sam Russo, Muncie Girls, The Murderburgers, Pugs and many more
Get your tickets HERE

See you there geeks :)
Ireland & Northern Ireland this August
We are very excited to announce our return to Ireland and Northern Ireland as the end of our tour this August!

August 28 - Galway @ Rosin Pubh
August 29 - Belfast @ Bar Sub
August 30 - Dublin @ Fibber Magees

COME HANG!
Lachie Music Fest On Sale This Friday
On June 28th we'll be hanging out with the Trailer Park Boys in Hagersville, ON for Lachie Music Fest.
Tickets go on sale THIS FRIDAY!
BUY TICKETS
July Weekends with A Wilhelm Scream
Stoked to announce a couple romantic summer weekend getaways with our buddies A Wilhelm Scream

07/11 Worcester, MA / Ralph's Rock Diner
07/12 New York, NY / Marlin Room @ Webster Hall
07/13 Asbury Park, NJ / Asbury Park
07/18 Drummondville, QC / Rockaganza
07/19 Chicoutimi, QC / Pub Racine

Asbury Park is the Panic State Records 5th Anniversary Show!
That's right weirdos,
We'll be playing in Barrie on May 31st at Foxx Lounge alongside some awesome bands:

Saturday Night May 31 . 8:30PM-1:00AM. 19+ $15 Adv @ FOXX LOUNGE 50 Dunlop St. W
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THE FLATLINERS (Toronto Punk Rock)
https://www.facebook.com/theflatlinerstoronto

TEENAGE KICKS (Toronto Rock and Roll)
http://www.teenagekicksteenagekicks.com

BRUTAL YOUTH (Burlington Punk)
https://www.facebook.com/brutalyouth

DIG IT UP (Montreal Punk Rock)
https://www.facebook.com/stigmachineband

STIGMACHINE (Barrie Melodic Hardcore Punk)
https://www.facebook.com/stigmachineband
LEEDS & READING 2014!
STOKED as always to announce that we'll be playing Leeds & Reading Festivals this summer!

08/22 - Leeds, UK @ Leeds Festival / Lock Up Stage
08/24 - Reading, UK @ Reading Festival / Lock Up Stage

Line-up info coming soon!
TORONTO SHOW FOR CANADIAN MUSIC WEEK ANNOUNCED
TORONTO! You've been lovely and patient and we're very happy to announce that we'll be playing a hometown show at SNEAKY DEE'S on THURSDAY MAY 8th, during Canadian Music Week. We're in some great company on this one, and it WILL PACK OUT EARLY. So plan accordingly!

Amnesia Rock Fest & New Damage Records Present:

Thursday, May 8 @ Sneaky Dee’s

2 am – Life In Vacuum
1 am – The Flatliners
12 am – Direct Hit!
11 pm – GrimSkunk
10 pm – Miracles
9 pm – Slates
8 pm - White Widows Pact

BUY TICKETS HERE
PSYCHED to announce that we'll be playing Highfield Festival and Crash Fest this summer!

08/20 - Hamburg, DE @ Crash Fest
w/Blink 182, Frank Turner & The Sleeping Souls, Terrorgruppe, Zebrahead
Tickets: HERE

08/16 - 08/17 - Grosspesna, DE @ Highfield Festival
w/Blink 182, Queens of the Stone Age, Jimmy Eat World, Lagwagon, Converge, Taking Back Sunday, more
Tickets: HERE
You can now VOTE FOR US to win the Sirius XM Indie Award for PUNK/HARDCORE GROUP OF THE YEAR

It only takes a couple of minutes to vote. Get to it!

VOTE HERE
Exo Shop's 25th Anniversary
We're really happy to announce that we'll be returning to Quebec City on June 8th to celebrate our good friends' EXO SHOP's 25th Anniversary!

Free outdoor show too, duh.

www.exoshop.com
Very excited to announce more European tourdates for this August!

August 14 - Paris, FR Le Batofar
Info HERE
*MAKE UP SHOW FOR NOVEMBER 2013 CANCELLATION*

August 18 - Stuttgart, DE @ 1210
w/ A Wilhelm Scream
Tickets HERE

August 19 - Cologne, DE @ Underground
w/ A Wilhelm Scream
Tickets HERE

MORE TOURDATES TO COME!
Birds of England video premiere
Noisey has premiered our BRAND NEW VIDEO for "Birds of England" !!!

Click this link and prepare to get weird: BIRDS OF ENGLAND VIDEO
Sirius XM Indie Nomination
Cheers to Sirius XM for nominating us for Punk/Hardcore Group of the Year!

We're in GREAT company on this one. Get your tickets to the awards show at www.indies.ca
Great Lakes Tour - May 2014!
Stoked to announce the following shows around the almighty Great Lakes this coming May.

THE FLATLINERS with Direct Hit! & Junior Battles

5/16 - Montreal, QC @ Pouzza Fest
5/17 - Montreal, QC @ Pouzza Fest
5/18 - Dover, NH @ Sonny's Tavern (ONLY Junior Battles)
5/20 - Pittsburgh, PA @ The Smiling Moose
5/21 - Cleveland, OH @ Grog Shop
5/22 - Chicago, IL @ Bottom Lounge
5/23 - Milwaukee, WI @ Metal Grill
5/24 - Howell, MI @ Bled Fest

Ticket links coming soon so keep an eye out!
Mar
11
2014
JunoFest 2014
We're thrilled to announce that we'll be playing a show in Winnipeg at the end of this month as a part of the 2014 Juno festivities, and we'll be doing so with our friends Teenage Kicks.

Sat March 29 - Winnipeg, MB @ The Park Theatre (698 Osbourne St)
JunoFest w/Teenage Kicks
Tickets: www.junoawards.ca
Mar
10
2014
Pukkelpop 2014
We're very excited to announce that we'll be playing Pukkelpop Festival in Belgium this summer.

Info and tickets can be found here.

More European tour dates coming soon!
WHOA!

Our 2013 album Dead Language is being nominated for a Juno Award for Metal / Hard Music Album of the Year!
It is such an incredible honour to even be nominated for such an award.

Thank you to everyone for the well wishes and loving support in our band!

To see the full list of nominees for the 2014 Juno Awards, click HERE.

In other news, we're happy to announce that we will be playing at Pouzza Fest this year in Montreal!
May 16 - 18 / Downtown Montreal
w/The Hold Steady, Dillinger Four, Mad Caddies, The Menzingers, The Front Bottoms, The Swellers, and MANY MORE

And we'll also be doing a short weekend of shows with an amazing band called Crusades:
March 14, 2014 - Quebec City, QC @ Salle Multi
MArch 15, 2014 - Vankleek Hill, ON @ Windsor Tavern
Feb
03
2014
We're VERY EXCITED to announce that we'll be playing this year's BLED FEST in Howell, Michigan. Alongside Title Fight & Self Defence Family. More to be announced every day this month!

MAY 24 @ HARTLAND PERFORMING ARTS CENTER / HOWELL, MI
WWW.BLEDFEST.COM
Hold onto your butts Colorado, cause we'll be seeing you in March alongside Propagandhi!

March 7 - Colorado Springs, CO @ Black Sheep
Tickets: http://www.ticketweb.com/t3/sale/SaleEventDetail?dispatch=loadSelectionData&eventId=3981164&pl=blksheep

March 8 - Denver, CO @ Summit Music Hall
Tickets: http://www.ticketweb.com/t3/sale/SaleEventDetail?dispatch=loadSelectionData&eventId=3981154&pl=summit


HEYYYOOOO
Quebec City, we're comin back for you!
Rescheduled date:
March 14, 2014 @ Salle Multi.
More info soon!
Just announced! More California shows!

February 16 - Santa Barbara, CA @ Velvet Jones (423 State Street - 8 PM 21+) w/Versus the World
February 17 - Sacramento, CA @ Midtown Barfly (1119 21st Street - 7PM ALL AGES) w/Versus the World

Come out and get weird ladies and gentlemen.
Jan
08
2014
FINALLY! We're coming back to San Diego!

January 20, 2014
San Diego, CA @ Til-Two Club
Tourdates with Propagadhi
Christmas came a little early for us!

It is with great excitement and anticipation that we announce our February 2014 West Coast tour dates with Propagandhi & War on Women. What an absolute honour it will be to join these bands out on the road.

02/19/14 - Seattle, WA @ Neumos
On Sale: Friday Dec 27, 2013 @ 10 AM PST
BUY TICKETS

02/20/14 - Portland, OR @ Hawthorne Theatre
On Sale: Friday Dec 27, 2013 @ 10 AM PST
BUY TICKETSM/a>

02/21/14 - Oakland, CA @ Oakland Metro Operahouse
On Sale: Friday Dec 27, 2013 @ 10 AM PST
BUY TICKETS

02/22/14 - Pamona, CA @ The Glasshouse
On Sale: Friday Dec 27, 2013 @ 12 PM PST
BUY TICKETSM

02/23/14 - Los Angeles, CA @ Echoplex
On Sale: Friday Dec 27, 2013 @ 12 PM PST
BUY TICKETS

See you out there everybody.
To our friends in Quebec City,

Unfortunately due to unforeseen circumstances and extremely dangerous weather / road conditions, we are unable to safely make it to Quebec City for our show tonight. We are so sorry for this bad news, but we are working hard with our friends at Get A Room Productions to reschedule the show as soon as possible.

We hope you all understand and are able to stay safe and warm.

Happy Holidays
x The Flatliners
MEXICO TOUR / JANUARY 2014
We are BEYOND stoked to announce that we will be venturing to Mexico for a few shows in January! We cannot wait to bring our music to all you lovely people and eat your incredible food. Fired up!

January 22 - Tijuana, Mexico @ You Revolution Electronic Bar
January 23 - Guanajuato, Mexico @ Bar Fly
January 24 - Guadalajara, Mexico @ Fobolko
January 25 - Monterrey, Mexico @ 111999555
January 26 - Mexico City, Mexico @ Multiforo Alicia
Our Western Canadian tour vlog is up NOW at Exclaim.ca !

Watch eat and get drunk in Western Canada HERE
Make sure to check out The Strombo Show tonight at 8PM!
HERE

Here's a sneak peek
WE ARE HAPPY TO ANNOUNCE OUR ONLINE STORE IS BACK ONLINE!!!
Of course, including our brand new Rob Ford t-shirt.

www.theflatliners.storenvy.com

Our buddies at Panic State Records are throwing in a FREE DOWNLOAD of our split with Astpai and a FREE PIN with every order.

Get on it!
Today, ladies and gentlemen, on BBC Radio 1 Punk Show:

Along with Western Addiction interview and tracks, we have Chris from The Flatliners in Under the Influence (3 fav tracks plus 2c Flatliner tracks) plus tracks from Masked Intruder, Teenage Bottlerockets, Swingin' Utters, Good Riddance & Dead to Me!

BBC Radio 1 Punk Show with Mike Davies
www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/mikedavies

Listen Live
UK - Tuesday Midnight to 2am
EST - 7pm - 9pm
PST - 4pm - 6pm

Live Link - www.bbc.co.uk/radio1
Unfortunately Trillian's in Newcastle was closed overnight, leaving many people jobless. Our hearts go out to them. Our show has been moved to The Head of Steam. Same night - Nov 26th!

This venue only holds 70 PEOPLE so get your tickets NOW!
https://www.facebook.com/events/1412796042286866/?fref=ts
Due to venue complications The Flatliners / Living With Lions / Old Wives show on Friday December 13, 2013 has been moved to The Pawnshop (10551 82nd Avenue). The door time has been changed from 7pm to 8pm.

Unfortunately, the show is no longer All Ages and is now licensed/18 plus . For patrons who have purchased tickets for the Ritchie Hall show your tickets will still be valid for the Pawnshop. For those of you who have purchased tickets and are underage return tickets to point of sale for refunds.

NOTE: The date has NOT changed only the venue has. For any questions or concerns please feel free to contact John Kennedy @ 780 271 4283
We're happy to announce that we'll be returning to see our friends at Banquet Records in Kingston, UK for an Acoustic Set before our show at The Peel on November 29th.

More information here.
We are very happy to announce that on December 29th we'll be joining the Bouncing Souls, Boy Sets Fire and Restorations at The Stone Pony in Asbury Park, NJ for the Souls' 'Home for the Holidays' show!
We've added our very last date to the upcoming European / UK tour with our friends ASTPAI.

December 01 - Swansea, UK @ Sin City

Should be the perfect end-of-tour party. SWFU!
To our friends and fans in Brazil, we are so sorry to say that we have been informed that WROS Festival will no longer take place this upcoming weekend.

A decision was reached yesterday that was beyond our control and the control of all the other bands involved, resulting in the cancellation of the festival. It is with heavy hearts that we bring you this update, as this was gearing up to be not only a fantastic weekend, but was also going to be our first ever visit to the beautiful country of Brazil. A country who has shown us nothing but love and support since we started this band in 2002.

We are remaining hopeful of still reaching Brazil in the future to play our songs and hopefully have you all come and sing along. Again, we are very sad to bring you this news and we appreciate your understanding.

www.wrosfest.com.br
We are excited to announce that we will be returning to Europe and the UK in November with our good friends ASTPAI.

Check out the dates below:

Nov 13th, 2013 - Vienna, AT @ B72
Nov 14th, 2013 - Graz, AT @ The Bang Bang Club
Nov 15th, 2013 - Prague, CZ @ Klub 007
Nov 16th, 2013 - Hamburg, DE @ Head Crash
Nov 17th, 2013 - Berlin, DE @ Ramones Museum (Acoustic Show)
Nov 17th, 2013 - Berlin, DE @ Cassiopeia
Nov 18th, 2013 - Münster, DE @ Sputnik Cafe
Nov 20th, 2013 - Milano, IT @ Live Forum
Nov 21st, 2013 - Lyon, FR @ Warmaudio
Nov 22nd, 2013 - Paris, FR @ Miroiterie
Nov 23rd, 2013 - Amsterdam, NL @ Winston
Nov 24th, 2013 - Opwijk, BE @ Nijdrop
Nov 26th, 2013 - Newcastle, UK @ Trillians
Nov 27th, 2013 - Glasgow, UK @ The Audio
Nov 28th, 2013 - Manchester, UK @ Star & Garter
Nov 29th, 2013 - Kingston, UK @ The Peel
Nov 30th, 2013 - Brigthon, UK @ The Hope
Collective Concerts presents....

SEPTEMBER 19, 2013
TORONTO RECORD RELEASE SHOW FOR DEAD LANGUAGE

at the Horseshoe Tavern
(370 Queen Street West)

with special guests:
Junior Battles
The Motorleague
Cunter

Doors @ 8:30 PM / $15 adv / $19+
Tickets are available at The Horseshoe / Rotate This / Soundscapes
THE DEAD LANGUAGE x PRE-ORDER UP NOW!!!
Check out the links below for your Region:

Canada / UK / Europe / Australia:
www.maplemusic.com/dept.asp?dept_id=5537

USA / Japan:
http://fatwreck.com/record/detail/917

Also, check out this Lyric Video for Drown In Blood:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5fe6DLZ5wc
Just announced!

We will be a part of this year's Fat Wreck Chords CMJ Showcase, alongside Good Riddance, Night Birds and Western Addiction.

October 18th at Music Hall of Williamsburg!
STOKED to announce our Album Release Tour for our forthcoming album 'Dead Language' - which hits stores and online at September 17, 2013.

More shows and bands to be announced shortly!

09.06 - Ottawa, ON @ Maverick's
09.07 - Quebec City, QC @ Envol + Macadam Festival
09.08 - Laval, QC @ Studio Theatre Salle Andre Mathieu
09.09 - Kingston, ON @ The Mansion
09.10 - Hamilton, ON @ Club Absinthe
09.11 - Flint, MI @ Flint Local 432
09.12 - Grand Rapids, MI @ The Intersection
09.13 - 09.15 - Chicago, IL @ Riot Fest
09.17 - Indianapolis, IN @ Hoosier Dome
09.20 - Guelph, ON @ Vinyl
09.21 - Newmarket, ON @ Stellar Hall
10.12 - Sao Paulo, Brazil @ WROS Fest
10.16 - Boston, MA @ The Sinclair w/ Good Riddance
10.17 - Philadelphia, PA @ Voltage Lounge w/Good Riddance
10.19 - Rochester, NY @ The Bug Jar
We are psyched to announce that we will be a part of this years Festival Envol et Macadam in Quebec City.

SEPTEMBER 7, 2013 / DOWNTOWN QUEBEC CITY
NOFX
Pennywise
Face To Face
Randy
The Flatliners
More TBA...
We are blown away to be a part of this year's Toronto Riot Fest. Just look at this legendary fucking line-up!

SUNDAY AUGUST 25th @ FORT YORK (TORONTO)
The Replacements
Iggy and the Stooges
The Weakerthans
Rocket From the Crypt
Dinosaur Jr
Best Coast
The Flatliners
Single Mothers
Dead Language out September 17th
We are absolutely PSYCHED to announce that our new album DEAD LANGUAGE will be released on September 17th via Fat Wreck Chords / New Damage Records.

More info on Pre-Order coming up! Get pumped.
We are STOKED to announce that we will be playing a FREE show at Yonge and Dundas Square with Social Distortion!

Thursday June 13, 2013!
Such Gold have been added to all upcoming West Coast tourdates in the US and Canada, with A Wilhelm Scream.

Welcome to the party boys.
We are PSYCHED to announce that we'll be releasing 2 BRAND NEW SONGS on a Split 7" with Make Do And Mend on June 18th on Rise Records!

Pre-Order your copy NOW!
We are VERY excited to announce that we will be returning to the West Coast of the US and Canada with our good buds A Wilhelm Scream this summer!

June 18 - Denver, CO @ Marquis Theatre - 2009 Larimer Street
June 19 - Albuquerque, NM @ Gasworks - 2429 Quincy St. NE
June 20 - Scottsdale, AZ @ Pub Rock - 8005 E Roosevelt St
June 21 - Santa Ana, CA @ Constellation Room - 3503 S Harbor Blvd
June 22 - Camarillo, CA @ Rock City Studios - 2258 Pickwick Drive
June 23 - San Francisco, CA @ Thee Parkside - 1600 17th St.
June 24 - Portland, OR @ Hawthorne Theatre - 1507 SE 39th Ave.
June 25 - Seattle, WA @ El Corazon - 109 Eastlake Ave. East
June 26 - Vancouver, BC @ Rickshaw Theatre - 254 East Hastings St.
June 28 - Edmonton, AB @ Ritchie Hall - 7727 – 98 Street
June 29 - Calgary, AB @ Republik - 219 17th Ave. S.W.
June 30 - Regina, SK - The Exchange - 2431 8th Ave.
July 02 - Winnipeg, MB @ WECC - 586 Ellice Ave.
July 04 - Minneapolis, MN @ The Triple Rock - 629 Cedar Avenue South
July 05 - Chicago, IL @ Reggie's - 2105 S. State St.
July 06 - Detroit, MI Magic Stick - 4120 Woodward Ave.
NORTHEAST US TOUR IN JUNE!
Check out the tourdates weirdos! We're hitting the US Northeast in June with our brothers The Holy Mess and Astpai!!!!

May 30 | Cambridge, MA @ The Middle East
May 31 | Danbury, CT @ Heirloom Arts Theatre
June 01 | Asbury Park, NJ @ Asbury Lanes
June 02 | New York, NY @ Studio at Webster Hall
June 03 | Richmond, VA @ The Camel
June 04 | Washington, DC @ Black Cat
June 05 | Philadelphia, PA @ The Barbary
June 06 | Pittsburgh, PA @ The Smiling Moose
June 07 | Columbus, OH @ Kobo Live Music
June 08 | Cleveland, OH @ Now That's Class
June 09 | London, ON @ Call The Office
We are PSYCHED to announce that we'll be a part of this year's AMNESIA ROCKFEST!

Alongside Rancid, Lagwagon, Social Distortion, Deftones, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Rise Against, The Menzingers, Polar Bear Club, The Lawrence Arms, and TONS MORE!

Tickets below:
http://www.pnrockfest.com/en/
March 25, 2013 - Brisbane, AUS @ Crowbar
with A Wilhelm Scream, Beaver, Friends With The Enemy

We are playing CAVALCADE front to back!
Thanks to everyone who has been supporting our Online Store!

Since we run it ourselves and leave tomorrow for a month on tour, we'll be shutting it down for the next month. But have no fear! We'll have it back up and running before you know it, with some new great stuff!
We're excited to announce that we'll be playing the Fat Wreck Chords SXSW Showcase at Red 7 on March 15th.

Along with buddies Less Than Jake, Teenage Bottlerocket, Masked Intruder, Livid, and Yotam from Useless ID.

www.fatwreck.com
www.sxsw.com
Jan
31
2013
To our longtime fans and Brazilian friends, it brings us MUCH happiness to announce that we will finally be making our way to you this October as a part of WROS Fest 2013.

We are honored to be sharing the stage with:
HOT WATER MUSIC
REEL BIG FISH
LESS THAN JAKE
STRUNG OUT
PULLEY

Thank you for your years of support and patience!

Much love,
The Flatliners
Check out our TOUR section for more European Tourdates this Spring.

Including appearances headlining Unity Festival in Austria, and a few shows with our buds Polar Bear Club!
Happy Holidays freaks!

We've announced a good handful of tourdates for 2013.

ESCAPE FROM TORONTO TOUR
with Arms Aloft

March 07 - Lansing, MI - Macs Bar
March 08 - Chicago, IL - Subterranean
March 09 - Louisville, KY - Diamonds
March 10 - St. Louis, MO - FUBAR
March 12 - Oklahoma City, OK - VZD
March 13 - Dallas, TX - The Prophet Bar
March 14 - San Antonio, TX - The Ten Eleven
March 15 - Austin, TX - SXSW

with A Wilhelm Scream
March 16 - Fullerton, CA - The Slidebar
March 17 - West Hollywood, CA - The Roxy

EUROPEAN VACATION!!!
April 20 - Kapfenberg, Austria - OVERDRIVE FESTIVAL
April 26 - Stuttgart, Germany - PIRATE SATELLITE FESTIVAL
April 28 - Meerhout. Belgium - GROEZROCK 2013

More European Tourdates to come!
Our show next Saturday December 15th in Quebec City has been MOVED to Le Cercle.

All tickets will be honoured. Come party!
Our friends at Exclaim! are running a contest where you can WIN TICKETS to our Upcoming 10 Years At Sea Tour!

Also up for grabs is are 2 Flatliners prize packs - both including:
-1 x 10 Years At Sea T-Shirt
-1 x 10 Years At Sea Zip-Up Hoodie
-1 x LP of Destroy to Create (Just Re-Issued by Fat Wreck Chords)
-1 x SUPER LIMITED Silk-screened Tour Poster (printed by Presstime Design)
-Free swag from Exclaim! and Pabst Blue Ribbon

CLICK HERE TO ENTER!
Now you can get The Flatliners merch from home, thanks to the folks at Storenvy and Melodic Creative.

Our BRAND NEW Online Merch Store is open for biz!
Destroy To Create is officially out on wax TODAY!

Order your copy of our very first record, for the very first time on LP, from our lovely friends at Fat Wreck Chords

Click to order!
We are proud to announce that we will be a part of the first ever Hits and Pits Festival early next year in Australia, alongside Mad Caddies, Good Riddance, A Wilhelm Scream, Voodoo Glow Skulls, Paper Arms, and more!

Check our Tour section for more info.
We are VERY excited to announce that we will be fully celebrating our 10th Anniversary this December in Canada, alongside our friends Polar Bear Club and The Menzingers. Dates below:

December 12 - St. Catharines, ON - L3 (The Snips opening)
December 13 - London, ON - Call The Office (Permanent Bastards opening)
December 14 - Toronto, ON - The Opera House (The Victim Party opening)
December 15 - Quebec City, QC - Union Commerciale (The Hunters opening)
December 16 - Montreal, QC - Foufounes Electriques (Dig It Up opening)

Tickets go on sale THIS FRIDAY. We will have more news soon about tickets.

Cheers,
The Flatliners
JUST ANNOUNCED!
We will be playing at The Auricle in Canton, OH on October 30th. Come get weird.
We'll be heading out to Western Canada this December to celebrate our 10th Anniversary:

December 06.12 - Calgary, AB - Dickens Pub (18+)
December 07.12 - Edmonton, AB - The Pawn Shop (18+)
December 08.12 - Vancouver, BC - The Biltmore Cabaret (19+)
December 09.12 - Whistler, BC - Merlins (19+)
10 July 2012 - London, UK @ Hackney Trash Bar
175B Stoke Newington Road, Hackney, Greater London N16 8BP
Doors @ 8 PM // £5
w/It's Not OK!
EUROPEAN TOUR UPDATE!

So as you may have heard, Pennywise have had to cancel the remainder of their tour due to some emergency surgery Zoli underwent. We all wish him very well and a speedy recovery. And cheers to Pennywise for the opportunity to play with them.

We are still going to be playing shows on the days of the cancelled gigs. Here is an UPDATED LIST of our shows this week:

Tues July 03 - Wiener Neustadt, AT @ Triebwerk (http://www.facebook.com/events/394161640641482/)
Wed July 04 - Graz, AT @ GMD w/Astpai
Thu July 05 - Zurich, CH @ El Dorado
Fri July 06 - Saarwellingen, DE @ Rock Camp Festival
Sat July 07 - Munster, DE @ Lorenz Sud w/Radio Havana, Idle Class (https://www.facebook.com/events/427675880609940/?refid=17)
Sun July 08 - Koln, DE @ Underground

As for the 2 cancelled shows in the UK next week (London and Nottingham), we are working on putting together shows still on those days. And hopefully we will have some news about that soon.

Hope to see you at our shows this week!
Cheers,
The Flatliners
First day of our European Tour and we have already added shows in Europe and the UK in August and September. Get stoked! We are!
Check out our tourdates for additional shows in Australia next week. Headlining shows and even an acoustic performance. Get into it!
Were stoked to announce that we will be sharing the stage with Pennywise all over Europe and the UK this June and July. Check out the current dates in our Tourdates section. More shows will be posted soon.
Check out our tour section for a bunch of new shows with Waster in Western Canada, and Heartsounds in the USA. We'll see our buds Broadway Calls and Old Man Markley on this one too.

Cheers
2012 has been kickin for a few months now, and though we have seemed dormant, we have been planning a few tours and still have a few tricks up our sleeves.

We will be spending the first 2 weeks of March touring the Northeast of the USA with Anti-Flag and the Have Nots.

In May we will be playing at Pouzza Festival in Montreal alongside Hot Water Music, Bouncing Souls, The Menzingers, Blacklist Royals, Dig It Up and The Hunters.

And we are EXTREMELY excited to announce that we will be returning to Australia this May with our buds Anti-Flag and Strike Anywhere.

Check the tour section for more details. And remember, more plans to be made so keep an eye peeled right here.

Cheers
THE FLATLINERS / ASTPAI split 7" coming this September!

We covered each other's songs and couldn't be more excited about this. These colour 7"s are limited to 250 copies and will ONLY be available at our shows in September with Astpai. Come to one of these shows to grab yourself a copy:

09.12 // Munich, DE @ Feierwerk w/Astpai
09.13 // Vienna, AT @ Arena w/Astpai
09.14 // Graz, AT @ Music House w/Astpai
09.16 // Berlin, DE @ SO36 w/Swingin Utters & Astpai
09.17 // Vorselaar, BE @ Veusseleir Calling w/The Apers & The Queers
09.18 // Hamburg, DE @ Hafenklang w/Astpai

Thanks to Toni, LaserLife Records & Astpai for making this happen!
More info here: http://www.trommelsalat.at/laserliferecords/page/
Suburban Home presents Vol 16 of its Under the Influence series. This volume sees Dead To Me cover Five Corporations by Fugazi, and The Flatliners cover Straight American Slave by Rocket From The Crypt.

Pre-order that thing here:
http://www.shopradiocast.com/products/Dead-To-Me-%7B47%7D-The-Flatliners-%252d-Under-the-Influence-Volume-16-7%22.html
The venue for our show this weekend in Brooklyn has been moved to:

659 Lounge
659 Flushing Ave.
Brooklyn, NY
11206
*Corner of Harrison St.


Cheers,
Chris
We will be playing a benefit show for Chris Skinner this Thursday in Waterdown, Ontario.

WDHS, Skin & Bones Collective & Corey McLaughlin Presents,

A SHOW FOR CHRIS PART 2

Featuring,

THE FLATLINERS

THE ARTIST LIFE

THE PENSKE FILE

MORE OF LESS

REDANDA

THE RING

ASHLEY SLOGGETT

WADE HUNT (of Mongo)

RYAN STUBBS & GRIFFIN ELLIOTT (of Truth be Told)

DANNY HOWLETT (Vocalist of 'Truth be Told')

CHRONICLES OF SUBDIVISION

UNDER THE RUG


Thursday, June 2nd, 2011
Waterdown District High School Football Field
Waterdown, Ontario
Doors @ 6:00
All Ages
$12 adv. / $15 doors

No Booze, Drugs, or Drama

*All proceeds to the Chris Skinner Music Scholarship

Tickets will be made available at Dr.Disc (Hamilton), Looney Tunes, and from opening bands ASAP!

Visit Skin & Bones Collective;
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Skin-Bones-Collective/166871026676068

Visit Corey McLaughlin Promotions and Management;
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Corey-McLaughlin-Promotion-Management/174182969296253?ref=ts


SKINNER LIVES!

http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=185650801486252
Were extremely happy to announce that we will finally be making it back across the Atlantic to Europe and the UK this August and September. There are still a couple dates to fill here and there, but here's a great start:

VNM presents The Flatliners Europe/UK Tour 2011:
August 17 - Amsterdam, Netherlands - Winston
August 20 - Stemwede, Germany - Stemwede Open Air w/ World/Inferno Friendship Society
August 21 - Paris, France - Miroiterie
August 22 - Peterborough, UK - Club Revolution w/ The Arteries, OK Pilot
August 23 - Kingston, UK - The Peel w/ Face To Face, The Arteries, OK Pilot
August 24 - Belfast, Ireland
August 25 - Dublin, Ireland - Mercantile
August 26 - Bristol, UK - The Croft w/ The Arteries, OK Pilot
August 30 - Plymouth, UK - White Rabbit w/ The Arteries, OK Pilot
September 01 - Newcastle, UK - Trillians w/ The Arteries, OK Pilot
September 02 - Manchester, UK - Night and Day w/ The Arteries, OK Pilot
September 03 - London, UK - Boston Arms w/ The Arteries, OK Pilot
September 04 - Nantes, France - La Scene Michelet
September 05 - Bilbao, Spain - Sala Edaska
September 06 - Madrid, Spain - Ritmo y Compas
September 07 - Barcelona, Spain - Rocksound
September 09 - Geneva, Switzerland - Tikis Pub
September 10 - Legnano, Italy - Circolone
September 11 - Luzern, Switzerland - Sedel
September 12 - Munich, Germany - Feierwerk w/ Astpai
September 13 - Wien, Austria - Arena w/ Astpai
September 14 - Graz, Austria - Music House w/ Astpai
September 16 - Berlin, Germany - SO36 w/ Swingin Utters, Astpai
September 17 - Vorselaar, Belgium - Veusseleir Calling w/ The Queers and more
September 18 - Hamburg, Germany - Hafenklang w/Astpai
September 21 - St. Petersburg, Russia - Club Dushe
September 22 - Vologda, Russia - Rock Cafe
September 23 - Moscow, Russia - TBA
September 24 - Istra, Russia - Club Buzha
September 25 - Rybinsk, Russia - Club Perekresto

Were very grateful to our friends at VNM (http://www.thevnm.com/) for sponsoring the whole thing, and our bud Horsebites (http://www.horsebitesdesign.com/) for making us an incredible poster for the tour. A few more shows are still yet to be announced. Cannot wait for this one!

Cheers,
Chris
This is episode 1 documenting our shenanigans on our spring tour this year. Featuring the likeness of yours truly, Dead To Me, Living With Lions, among others. Ridiculousness includes rolling dice, bad jokes, music, friends, laughter, cigarette smoking and drunkenness. More to come, including live footage and more stupidity. Stay tuned.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Z5cODl006A


Cheers,
Chris
We are BEYOND excited to announce the dates for our tour in Russia this September!

Sept 21 - St. Petersburg, Russia @ Club Dushe
Sept 22 - Vologda, Russia @ Rock Cafe
Sept 23 - Moscow, Russia @ TBA
Sept 24 - Istra, Russia @ Club Buzha
Sept 25 - Rybinsk @ Club Perekresto

The venue in Moscow will be announced shortly, along with many more European and UK tourdates. We can't wait to make it back to that side of the Atlantic, and to explore these new places!

Cheers,
Chris
We've booked a super last minute show at Tomboo's in Newmarket. This is a 19+ show and the place is pretty small, so get there early. There are NO advance tickets on sale for this one.

APRIL 22, 2010
@ Tomboo's (196 Main Street South, Newmarket, ON)
with Stack and Large, Paper Fortunes, Letterbomb

Doors @ 9PM
19+

Cheers,
Chris
Our friends over at Exclaim.ca are running a sweet contest that gives you the chance to win some tickets to an upcoming show on our Western Canadian tour with Living With Lions and a bunch of free shit like....

- 2 Tickets to any show on the Western CDN Tour
- 1 Awesome Landyachtz Longboard!!!
- 1 Womens Medium Jägermeister/Flatliners Ltd Ed Black T-Shirt
- 1 Mens Medium Team Flats 144 Black T-Shirt
- 1 Official "Cavalcade" CD
- 1 Official *Cavalcade" Album Poster
- A Stash of Flatliners/Jägermeister Stickers
- Ltd Ed Flatliners/Jägermeister Guitar Picks
- 2 Black Jägermeister Sweat/Wrist Bands
- A bunch of cool little Jägermeister/Stag Blinkies

ENTER THE CONTEST HERE:
http://exclaim.ca/Contests/flatliners_western_canadian_booze_cruise_contest

Thanks to Exclaim, Jagermeister and Landyachtz Longboards for helping us throw this party.
cheers,
chris
We're happy to announce we'll be playing May 19th in Buffalo and May 20th in Cleveland with Anti-Flag and Lemuria. And May 21st in Toledo with We Are The Union. Check our tour section for more details.

Cheers,
Chris
Our hilarious friends from Montreal started a podcast called "This Wont Blow". And Episode 1 features Chris and Scott telling some ridiculous tour stories.

Check it out here:
www.thiswontblow.com

Cheers,
Chris
Our favourite annual drunken family reunion THE FEST has been announced for its 10th year, and the line-up is a fucking doozie so dont miss this!

We will keep you updated on our set time and specific date were playing once we get the info. It may not be for a while, but get your shit together and find a way to Gainesville for this epic weekend!

cheers,
chris
A few years back we met some very nice chaps from Vancouver. They called themselves Living With Lions. They seemed very friendly, well behaved and jovial. We opened a couple cans of shitty beer together and started swapping stories and laughs, then those few beers turned into dozens, which then turned into hundreds, which then left the shitbox town of Windsor, Ontario dry as a whistle. Sorry Windsor. But thank you LIFE for introducing us to Living With Lions. We love these dudes and this band, and this spring we will be doing much more drinking with them and playing the occasional show (ahem, nightly) across Western Canada. Sorry Eastern Canada, but we head south when the Pilsner runs out.

March 28th - Vancouver, BC @ The Media Club
March 29th - Whistler, BC @ Garfinkels
March 31st - Banff, AB @ The Devils Gap
April 1st - Calgary, AB @ The New Black (Early AA Show)
April 1st - Calgary, AB @ Dickens Pub (Late 18+ Show)
April 2nd - Red Deer, AB @ The Vat
April 3rd - Edmonton, AB @ The Pawn Shop
April 4th - Saskatoon, SK @ Le Relais
April 5th - Winnipeg, MB @ Park Theatre

Bring your livers everybody.

Cheers,
Chris
The dates are now up for our tour with Dead To Me in March. We couldnt be more stoked about this. I think this tour has been about 4 years in the making!

In other amazing news, we are now playing TWO rad shows in ONE day at SXSW this year. In addition to playing the Fat Wreck showcase in the evening of March 18th with Screeching Weasel, Dead To and Banner Pilot, we have been added to the Shirts For A Cure showcase earlier that same day. We will be sharing the stage with some great bands like Paint It Black, Fake Problems, Bane, Riverboat Gamblers, Title Fight and Dave Hause. And its FREE! Get into it.

cheers
To our friends in Albany, NY...

We're very sorry to announce that we won't be able to make our show in your city tonight. We played in Boston tonight without our bass player Jon (his flight was cancelled due to this gnarly New England winter storm), and luckily our friend Steve Foote from Big D & the Kids Table was able to fill in. Unfortunately though, Jon isn't able to make the show in Albany because this winter storm has him stranded and we simply can't pull off a headlining set without him.

We're very sorry to everyone who was looking forward to the show, and of course those involved with arranging it. Hopefully we can make it back to you guys ASAP.

Happy Holidays.
cheers,
chris
Dear UK friends,

Due to circumstances out of our control at this point, we unfortunately will have to postpone our UK tour for this upcoming February with The Arteries and OK Pilot. It is with heavy hearts and sincere regret that we bring you this sad news, as we've all been looking forward to it for some time, we love your country and the bands mentioned above. We'd like to thank Ian Armstrong at Hidden Talent for all the work he's put in to this tour, and The Arteries and OK Pilot as well for just being awesome. Our apologies certainly go out to them as well. We'll get another tour sorted out over there as soon as possible so we can all sing along together.

Happy Holidays everyone,
Chris
Our friends in Montreal are showing us a lot of love.
So we added a 2nd show, THIS SUNDAY DECEMBER 12TH AT FOUFOUNES ELECTRIQUES!
Doors are at 8 PM for that one.
If you're still looking to come out to the Saturday night show, get your tickets NOW cause they're going fast!

Thanks Montreal!
cheers,
chris
Word to the wise:
Early Bird prices end soon for most shows coming up with Fake Problems, The Menzingers & Mockingbird Wish Me Luck. Get your tickets now! Especially
Toronto and Montreal!

Stop by the TOURDATES section of this website for ticket links.
http://theflatliners.com/website/tourdates.php
You want to come out to one of our upcoming shows with Fake Problems, The Menzingers & Mockingbird Wish Me Luck????

The esteemed and generous people at www.Punknews.org AND www.Exclaim.ca are giving away a bunch of tickets for ALL SHOWS on our upcoming tour that starts next week.

ENTER THE PUNKNEWS.ORG CONTEST:
http://www.punknews.org/article/40657

ENTER THE EXCLAIM.CA CONTEST
http://www.facebook.com/note.php?note_id=474839217747&id=181835542119

We also just appeared on Exclaim's Year in Review Top 10 List, along with those Menzingers chaps. Check out the list here:
http://exclaim.ca/Features/YearInReview/punk_year_in_review_2010

Go win yourself some goddamn tickets. Scram.
-chris
We'll be returning to the UK in jolly February to endure a brutal English winter with our friends The Arteries and OK Pilot. Check out the dates in the TOUR section. A few more dates are still TBA.

Very stoked!
Thats right folks...
Like every other jaggov out there, since Halloween is now over and done with, were pleased to announce our HOLIDAY MERCH SALE!!! Right here on THIS website!

-All T-shirts for $10
-Free swag + X-Mas card with first 150 orders*

*must be a shirt and/or record order

Click on the Online Store link above to check it out.
cheers,
chris
December is shaping up to be a rad few weeks.
We're excited to announce that we'll be bringing our friends FAKE PROBLEMS, THE MENZINGERS & MOCKINGBIRD WISH ME LUCK along with us for a snowy booze cruise. Here are the dates:

December 09 - Quebec City, QC @ LAgitee
December 10 - Ottawa, ON @ Mavericks
December 11 - Montreal, QC @ Underworld
December 13 - Peterborough, ON @ The Legendary Red Dog
December 14 - Barrie, ON @ The Mansion
December 15 - Kitchener, ON @ The Schwaben
December 16 - Hamilton, ON @ The Casbah
December 17 - Toronto, ON @ Sneaky Dees (19+)
December 18 - London, ON @ Call the Office
December 19 - Toronto, ON @ Sneay Dees (ALL AGES)

Bring your party parkas and party boots!
cheers,
chris
Read up on our touring shenanigans here:
http://www.myspace.com/theflatlinerstoronto/blog?bID=540345582

cheers,
chris
The good folks at Alternative Press feel bad for us, so they're helping us out by premiering our new video for Monumental.

Check it out here: http://www.altpress.com/aptv/video/exclusive_the_flatliners_monumental/

cheers,
chris
Head over to our webstore to snatch up one of the 40 copies of our new Monumental 7" on "february grey" vinyl. They'll go fast so get on it!

Also, if you ordered one from us in the last week or two, that shit is in the mail.

cheers,
chris
Yes indeed, I (Chris) will be doing a live webcam chat tomorrow night on Yowie.com at 8 PM Pacific Time / 11 PM Eastern Standard Time.

I will be fielding all your questions and concerns about the modern state of humanity and Justin Bieber trivia, surely while drunkenly rambling. sound like fun? it might be! TUNE THE FUCK IN!

JOIN THE CHAT HERE MANG:
http://yowie.com/show/15r

cheers,
chris
Hellllll yeah!
The good folks from Generations Records, Late Night Wallflower and Fat Wreck Chords have thrown together a rad FREE SHOW starting at 2 PM on October 23rd with us, Cobra Skulls and Smoke or Fire. This all goes down at Generation Records (210 Thompson St, NYC) before the epic-as-fuck Fat Wreck CMJ Showcase that night in Brooklyn, so you can have your cake and eat it too.

See you there?
The friendly folks at Punknews.org reviewed our Monumental EP:
http://www.punknews.org/review/9674

Thanks guys!
cheers,
chris
Helllll yeah. Those folks at Alt Press have our backs. Check out the review for our brand new Monumental 7 " (THAT COMES OUT TODAY!!!!) HERE

Or read it below...
This three-song EP takes its title from a standout track on the Flatliners latest album, Cavalcade. Cranking out precision melodic punk with a smidgen of ska for eight years now, this Toronto-area band are now showing the kind of progression that made Against Me! and Hot Water Music truly, ahem, monumental bands. In fact, Monumentals two non-LP tracks, Christ Punchers and Cut Your Teeth, have a definite Chris Wollard feel to them, almost as if the screamier of the Hot Water Music dudes found himself filling in for Tom Gabel for a night. And if a HWM/Against Me! amalgamation gets you all hot and bothered (and it should), this new EP from the Flatliners is a must-have. Bonus points to these guys for writing a song about a massive drinking binge, and doing it with a completely straight face.

Thanks AP!
An update on our ridiculousness!
Read it here:
http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=2639682&blogId=539384784

cheers,
chris
Read up on our current misadventures on the Against Me!, The Flatliners, Young Livers tour here:
http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=2639682&blogId=539137189

cheers,
chris
A few weeks back we did a few shows with Black Lungs, who are a group of fantastically talented gentlemen, and also happen to enjoy the musical stylings of The Misfits. Since we ourselves enjoy those very same musical stylings, we decided we would play a Misfits song with some of those guys. This is us playing "Hybrid Moments" with Wade MacNeil and Patrick Mathers from Black Lungs:

Helllll yeah, our fall touring plans keep getting better and better.
We're extremely excited to announce the following shows in October and November:

Oct 26th - Washington, DC @ Black Cat Backstage
w/Strike Anywhere & A Wilhelm Scream

Oct 27th - Richmond, VA @ Strange Matter
w/Strike Anywhere & A Wilhelm Scream

Oct 31st - Jensen Beach, FL @ Rock Star Lounge
w/Strike Anywhere

Nov 1st - Orlando, FL @ Backbooth
w/Strike Anywhere & The Menzingers

Nov 2nd - Tampa, FL @ Orpheum
w/Strike Anywhere

Nov 4th - Pensacola, FL @ Vinyl Music Hall
w/Strike Anywhere

Nov 5th - Houma, LA @ Boxer and the Barrel
w/Strike Anywhere

The South will be rocked. Believe that.
cheers,
chris
Finally right?!?!

Alternative Press has premiered our new video for Carry the Banner and you can watch it by clicking right HERE!

Look for our video in the column to your right and enjoy us as smelly homeless men.
cheers,
chris
You heard it folks. Your favourite magazine Alternative Press has finally come around! They're showing us some serious love in their August issue, and for that we blush and say thanks. Check out our clippings:

AP Recommends THE FLATLINERS

AP's Warped Tour guide

For the record, our piss-pants are now clean. Thanks Alt Press!
cheers,
chris
We are pleased to announce that we'll be hitting the Trans-Canada Highway this September with some fantastic Floridians: AGAINST ME! and YOUNG LIVERS.

Check the dates below sizzlechest:

Sept 8th | Montreal, QC @ Olympia
Tix on sale now! www.admission.com

Sept 9th | Quebec City, QC @ Envol et Macadam Festival at Parc D'Ilot Fleurie
Tix on sale now! www.envoletmacadam.com

Sept 10th | Kitchener, ON @ Elements
Tix on sale July 30th at 10 AM! www.ticketmaster.ca

Sept 11th | Toronto, ON @ The Sound Academy
Tix on sale July 30th at 10 AM! www.ticketmaster.ca

Sept 12th | London, ON @ Cowboys Ranch
Tix on sale July 30th at 10 AM! www.ticketmaster.ca

Sept 13th | Ottawa, ON @ Bronson Centre
Tix on sale July 31st at 11 AM! www.ticketmaster.ca

Sept 15th | Thunder Bay, ON @ Thunder Bay Community Auditorium
Tix on sale July 31st at 9:30 AM! www.tbca.com

Sept 16th | Winnipeg, MB @ The Garrick Centre
Tix on sale July 31st at 10 AM! www.ticketmaster.ca

Sept 17th | Regina, SK @ Riddell Centre
Tix on sale July 31st at 10 AM! www.ticketmaster.ca

Sept 19th | Edmonton, AB @ Edmonton Events Centre
Tix on sale July 31st at 10 AM! www.ticketmaster.ca

Sept 20th | Calgary, AB @ MacEwan Hall Ballroom
Tix on sale July 31st at 10 AM! www.PrimeBoxOffice.com

Really stoked for this one!
cheers,
chris
HELL YEAH FOLKS!

Remember when bands used to release singles on 7 inch pieces of wax? Theyd also usually come with B-sides from their records on them. Remember? Well since we just recently got vinyl records here in snowy Canada, we dont remember either…

Alas! This coming September we bring you the Monumental single 7"! (Applause) And of course, the lovely folks at Fat Wreck Chords are (man)handling the release. The A side will be the title track (“Monumental”) from our latest album Cavalcade, while the B-side boasts 2 songs picked up and dusted off from the Cavalcade cutting room floor that are just far too sweet to rob from you folks. And on top of all that, our very talented friend and delicious food enthusiast Richard Minino (AKA Horsebites) has whipped up some really awesome artwork for it. So get stoked, cause were already there.
Cheers,
Chris
Hey everybody,
Check out this video of us playing "Shithawks" at the Vans Warped Tour in Mansfield, MA with our homie Nuno from A Wilhelm Scream.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ye2RZSbXGw

cheers,
chris
It could be day old news by now, but I just remember we have a website I need to keep updated! We've announced a week-long tour of the US Northeast with The Mighty Mighty Bosstones and Teenage Bottlerocket. FUCK YEAH! LETS DANCE!

w/THE MIGHTY MIGHTY BOSSTONES & TEENAGE BOTTLEROCKET
Aug 21 - Washington, DC @ 9:30 CLUB
Aug 22 - Allentown, PA @ Crocodile Rock
Aug 23 - Philadelphia, PA @ Trocadero
Aug 24 - New York, NY @ Irving Plaza
Aug 26 - Buffalo, NY @ Town Ballroom
Aug 27 - Detroit, MI @ St Andrews Hall
Aug 28 - Milwaukee @ The Rave

Can't wait!
-chris
Thanks to our handsome friend John Meloche at Melodic Creative, we have a brand new website. And its almost as handsome as him. Take a peep around and check out the cool shit up on this thing. We will keep this baby updated along with all the rest of our social networking endeavors that we can barely keep track of.

Thanks John!

cheers,
chris
so it seems the entire festival in Oberhausen, Germany on May 28th has been cancelled. INSTEAD! we'll be playing @ Underground in Koln on May 27th. so come get sweaty.
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